About six weeks ago, one of my co-workers asked several people in the office if they would do a polar bear swim here in Indiana in late February as a fundraiser for the Indiana Special olympics.
Polar Bear Swim.
February.
Indiana.
Getting the picture? It’s not a good one.
I hate the cold. A lot. But, I like adventure more and having never done a Polar Bear swim before, I wasn’t going to turn down my first chance to take part.
We got up early Saturday and headed to the state park nearby. There was quite a crowd there, so we had to wait for an hour or so until it was our turn to jump into the 34 degree water. Note for you barefoot enthusiasts: Vibrams are good at a lot of things, but keeping your feet warm while standing in snow for an hour isn’t one of them.
I was expecting the plunge to be a hole in the ice like a lot of the other dives I’d seen on TV, but this one was more straightforward. It was just us and the creek. There was a little beach area and we were just supposed to run into the creek and run out. There was a semi-circle of firemen standing in the waterabout 40 feet or so infrom the shoreline making sure that people didn’t have a heart attack/drown/go-for-a-swim/get-lost-at-sea.
Most of the people ran straight out to the firemen and back. A few brave souls ran the gauntlet of firemen and ran from one end to the other. I decided to be one of those people. I figured if I was going to be freezing every single appendage on my body at once, I could stand 30 more seconds of complete total-body numbness.
I’d explain the actual plunge, but people recorded it on video, so it’s probably better [and more entertaining ] if you just watched it:
[If you’re reading this in an email, click here to watch the video]
When I finally got out, I couldn’t feel my legs or feet. It felt like I was walking on bricks. I only submerged completely twice and the whole ordeal lasted less than 90 seconds, but it felt like it was at least 2-3 minutes of torture. Here’s what I looked like when I came out of the water. Yes, it was that cold and yes, I am a big baby. It felt like a thousand miniature knives were stabbing me all over, but the pain was temporary and it was for a good cause. In my book, that makes it all worth it.
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February Posts
Here’s every post from BIT this month. If you’re new or just have been behind for a bit, here’s your chance to catch up:
- 21 Ways To Survive A Snowpocolypse, Blizzaster, Snowmageddon or Any Other Cleverly Named End-of-the-World Pseudo Natural Disaster
- The Other Eight Hours
- Average People
- Mental Escapism and The Thing In Front of You
- The Fun Manifesto
- Discipline is…
- Write Less
Upcoming Initiatives
The WDS Skydive planning is going smoothly. We have an awesome group lined up and things are coming together very nicely. It’s going to be a lot of fun kicking people like Jacob, Steve & Matt out of a plane.
Marathon training is in full effect. This past Sunday, I set out to run 12 miles according to my training schedule. It turns out that I got lost in the modern day labrynth known as a subdivision and ended up running closer to 14. No thanks to the subdivisions, but I’m officially “halfway” to my marathon distance. I also ran this run comfortably about 1o minutes faster than I ran 13.1 back in November. +1 for progress!
Impossible – The Manifesto. I’m way behind on this and I have no good excuse other than my priorities have been elsewhere. I’ve set a new date: April 23. Look for it then. It’s coming. I promise.
More Pictures
In case you wanted more, here’s the full set of photos from the 90 seconds of pain. Please enjoy watching my body temperature drop to an unhealthy number.
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Laurie says
Joel, you rock! There are polar bear jumps here in Lake Michigan in early March, and I’ve not yet developed the guts to sign up…but maybe next year. You’ve inspired me! 🙂
Joel Runyon says
You just gotta jump in. Once you’re in, the worst part is over and all you have to think about is getting out!
Josh Crocker says
I’m shivering just watching. Reminds me of painful ice tub sessions after basketball practice in college. You’re a brave man Joel. Enjoy that sissie face. 🙂
– Josh
P.S. In other news, it looks like your 6 pack goal is almost there. I’m sure this 4HB temperature manipulation swim helped. 🙂
In other, other news: you’re now only 64 posts where the author goes shirtless behind Steve Kamb. C’mon Joel! You can do it! Haha…
Joel Runyon says
Who’s callin’ what a sissie face? I’m slowly catching up to Steve. Keep it on the DL. Totally gonna catch him by surprise.
Josh Crocker says
Sorry, I mis-quoted you. You said “big baby” instead of sissie. 🙂
Joel Runyon says
Much better.
Justin Hamlin says
Love the sissy face. Though, I do not think I have ever seen Steve make a sissy face like that. #stevewinsbytko
Glad it was for a good cause and that you made the most of it. Congrats in something else amazing!
Joel Runyon says
We’re going to have to talk about this so called “sissie face”. I’ll have you know that it was the middle of a very man-like scream announcing to the world that I had conquered the cold. It’s *not* a sissy face. 🙂
Sean Phinney says
You rock dude! That looked so cold! Keep on doing great things.
Joel Runyon says
34 degrees. It was chilly
todd schnick says
wow. impressive. and yes, you are whacked.
i can’t wait to visit with you on intrepid radio!
Joel Runyon says
I will go ahead and assume that “whacked” is a good thing 🙂
todd schnick says
but of course….
Joel Runyon says
🙂
Jacob Sokol says
I don’t know Joel. You look more like a teddy bear than a polar bear to me. I hope you’re not expecting me to cuddle with you on the way up.
I’m not BI-polar bro! Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Joel Runyon says
Haha, where do you come up with this stuff man? 🙂
101 Things Before I Die says
I have kinda been toying with this for myself lately. The ones here in NC’s mild winters aren’t as much of a challenge though; if I’m going to do it, I’ve got to do it right! Through the ice for me!
Joel Runyon says
Seems like you’ve got a perfect excuse for a winter trip to Alaska 🙂